Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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