Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
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