Quotations
Marriage
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
- Lucretia Mott
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
- G. K. Chesterton
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
- Debbie Macomber
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