Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
- Peter Kreeft
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
- L. M. Montgomery
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
- Gary D. Chapman
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
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