Quotations
Marriage
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
- Nia Vardalos
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
- Vita Sackville-West
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
- G. K. Chesterton
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
- Jane Austen
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
- H. Norman Wright
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