Quotations
Funny

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain

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