Quotations
Funny
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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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