Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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