Quotations
Funny

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

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