Quotations
Funny

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

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