Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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