Quotations
Funny

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

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