Quotations
Funny

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot

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