Quotations
Funny

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

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