Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
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