Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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