Quotations
Funny

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot

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