Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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